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“Palin in Comparison”
“Crash Cab”
“How to Kill Santa Claus: With Allison!”
“Mission Impossible Takes Out the Garbage”
Here’s a word cloud I made for Bobby Superstarsensation, the next big thing.
I had a dream that this baby followed me home and stole my laptop. It all seemed so real.
I went to prison, and all I got was this lousy tattoo.
Hey, isn’t that … you?
Today Einstein learned how out of touch he has become. TIL means “Today I Learned.” It’s never too late to learn, Al.
Don’t do drugs, kids, no matter how enticing things appear.
From Italy, to Washington, D.C.
