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Here's a word cloud I made for Bobby Superstarsensation, the next big thing.

Here’s a word cloud I made for Bobby Superstarsensation, the next big thing.

I had a dream that this baby followed me home and stole my laptop. It all seemed so real.

I had a dream that this baby followed me home and stole my laptop. It all seemed so real.

smiley face with gang tattoo

I went to prison, and all I got was this lousy tattoo.

Hey, isn't that ... you?

Hey, isn’t that … you?

Poster of Einstein

Today Einstein learned how out of touch he has become. TIL means “Today I Learned.” It’s never too late to learn, Al.

Plate of half-eaten breakfast

Don’t do drugs, kids, no matter how enticing things appear.

business card

Everybody Needs a Gladys

photo of frothy coffee

From Italy, to Washington, D.C.

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